Mens Sexy Underwear, G-String lingerie for men, Soft and Breathable Male Jockstrap, Pouch Briefs Funny Thongs

I got this just to troll my wife and act like a fool, and it did the trick. Now my hanging meat girth didn't quite fit, but I don't think it was meant to lol it looks funny and frankly, it's funny. The material didn't rub wrong or feel strange while I was acting a fool, so that's high quality material in my eyes. It fits, is made well and feels soft on my skin, I have nothing more to add. I recieved this from the amazon vine program and hope I did this review well enough, thanks.

If you need a laugh and your husband doesn't mind showing off, this thong is HILARIOUS! He laughed when he saw I ordered it but also immediately went to go put it on. He came back, woke up the trunk, and had those googly eyes spinning alllll around! The eyes do audibly rattle, which added to the fun absurdity. The elastic bands fit him good. He wears a medium size sweatpants and jeans with a 30" waist. He's tall and lean, 5'11" and 160 pounds. I expected it would be uncomfortable (especially the strap between cheeks) but he said it was actually quite comfortable. At work the next day (we work on a ranch!) I heard his pants rattle! Yes, he wore them to work . . . on a ranch! It was hilarious! (And our little secret!) Hand wash carefully. If the eyes come off (they seem attached good on ours but other reviewers had concerns), just add a fresh dab of glue. The trunk is plenty long to accomodate any size trunk and can easily be custom-tailored for your man so he fills it to the end. The end does taper, for some reason, but if all the length and more girth is needed, I suppose the end of the fabric trunk can be snipped off so the real one can just peak out. The jewels don't really have anywhere to go but I got a nice view under the trunk. And he's used to going commando and usually nude at home so didn't care. Is the fun worth $9.98? I think so. (And it's on sale right now for $5.49!) We'll have to break out this thong periodically. Or perhaps it'll appear on his pillow once in a while--he'll know what to do!

Ok, I realize this is a novelty item that deserves appropriately low expectations, but this was particularly bad. With one size fits all I expected that I probably wouldn't get a great fit, but I can't imagine this would work for anyone. The strap that goes from front to back was many inches too long, the waist strap was about right, and the "pouch" was ok, but the opening to the pouch was very tight. Now you don't order these and plan on wearing them hiking, so it shouldn't matter so much, but these were much worse than other novelty underwear I've tried, and barely useful for even only a few minutes. On top of the misshapen cut, the worst part is the smell. It has this horrible rubber chemical stink. I'm surprised that such a small amount of fabric can give off such an intense odor. So if it's that bad, why not only one star? Because I'm still gonna squeeze into them and dance around to make my partner laugh. That face is funny enough to earn 2 stars.

The "one size fits all" label is a bit of a stretch, literally. It’s marketed as men’s lingerie, but the design is definitely leaning into that funny/novelty category with the bold print. The fabric itself is actually surprisingly soft and breathable, which I wasn't expecting for something that looks like a gag gift. If you’re just looking for something ridiculous for a laugh or a themed party, the leopard print definitely delivers on the "loud" factor. However, the sizing is pretty off. I’m a small sized woman, and even on me, the waistband felt pretty tight and restrictive, so I knew instantly that it would be too small for my partner. If it's digging into a size small, I can't imagine how it would feel on most men or anyone with a slightly larger frame. It doesn't have nearly as much give as you’d want for something that's supposed to be comfortable or breathable. It’s a fun enough novelty item if you just want a quick laugh but if you aren't on the smaller side you’re probably going to find the fit pretty uncomfortable after about five minutes.

Fits well and my wife liked it far more than I thought she would

This elephant thong is pretty silly. As a novelty gift or just a fun surprise this red elephant will be sure to astound. I’m a pretty average guy and there was room to grow… but the trunk does taper towards the end so you may not fit when fully erect. Slip these on and wag around. Make some elephant noises. I couldn’t help but start humming songs from Aladdin while wearing these. The material is soft and it achieved the expected response from my SO (laughing). My only issue with these is that the googly eyes are not affixed well, they are just hot melt adhesive applied to the fabric and only a small dollop so these are not likely to survive. The instructions say to hand wash… but these eyes are barely affixed… so we’ll see. I might suggest fabric or embroidered eyes in the future to make this more robust… but if you’re looking for a quick sight gag then this’ll do the trick.

I bought this as a gag. First size-wise, I am a 37 waist. The strap was barely able to go on. It did not cut, but it is definitely designed for slimmer folk, probably 30”-34”. The material was soft and comfortable. The trunk is certainly large enough for everyone, even ‘above average’ men. It measures about 7.5”. The googly eyes are funny, because they are large enough to move around. It took me a second to realize the rattle noise I heard were the eyes moving around. They appear to be applied with a single dap of glue, so I hope they stay on long term. These are not designed to worn all day as the elastic would become uncomfortable, but they could be just the thing to start off the night. I am not knocking too much off for the sizing, because the lower cost of them, I can over look it.